I couldn’t watch it. I knew it was going to be a shit show. Didn’t really matter because I voted yesterday so nothing could have happened to change my mind. I knew it was going to be all about Trump interrupting, talking over every one, basically riding roughshod over everything. That is how all his people are, his…

“I’ve spoken with Pfizer... we’ll have a vaccine by the election”

My parents, screaming from the other room because they work for Pfizer - “NO THE FUCK WE WONT”

I would ask why he’d been hired back twice in a row … except I already know because it’s Brian Kemp’s state

I wonder how the Daily Mail is going to blame Meghan for this ?

I’m not judging this too harshly. The before pictures I’ve seen were all taken in April/May, at the peak of the season for tulips and flowering crabapples. It would never look that colorful in August anyway, and there may still be thousands of tulip bulbs underground. (Of course removing the trees is really stupid.)

And if you had a hammer in your hand at the time, it was just because you were getting ready to fix that sign more securely in the ground. 

Must be nice to have a 4-legged federale for security -“Officer, this is Ranger Labrado R. Pitt, Bureau of Land Management.”

I’d put my dog in a crate behind a bush near the sign. Watch that pyro muthfucka run like hell. The punchline is the dog will have ‘BLM’ written on its fur in facepaint.
COP: “BLM Stand for Black lives matter?”
Me: “Yeah. That and Black Lab Mix. He’s part pit.”
LOL!

Oh no you do NOT insult Rick Fox, no you don’t! He just finished cutting the grass, cleaning the gutters and building our kids a playhouse and stopped for a drink on the way to the hardware store.

So nobody here has ever dressed in all Black, crouched on the floor and looked out the window, with the door closed but unlocked and hinges greased waiting to bumrush somebody? I mean, it ain't even cold outside and nobody has to work in the morning...

welp.

Can someone please get Ye to shut the fuck up??

I’ll pay that for Black Widow right now.

Can I just say that watching Obama was a) a great palate cleanser, and b) reminded me how much I damn miss the man and a brilliant orator?

This man survived stage 4 colon cancer and died after trying to cape for President Trump. He really blew a lead, just wild.

PEOPLE ARE FED UP!

His daddy never went to ANY church in his life where they would organize a repast like no other for the daddy of a Baller? His daddy was an only child with no wife who also had no sisters so there not ONE Auntie BigButt who’d stay up all night making food from scratch for the repast? Cousin BigBooty didn’t tell her…

This was a disgusting massacre not a race riot. And it was sanctioned by every white person in that town. There are more massacres of Black people buried in America that will never see the light of day.

lol

Who unmelted the Judge from Roger Rabbit?