Speaking as an old white guy (58), I don’t understand what the crying is about. I think she might make a great Ariel. She has a lovely smile and has already proved she has talent. That is all that matters. Man I wish all the petty folks would get over themselves. I think it will be a good movie.

And Andersen’s story had the sea witch literally cutting out the little mermaid’s (who didn’t even have a name), tongue as well as offering to restore her voice and her life as before if she could slaughter the prince and his new bride so their blood would wash over her feet and make her fins come back. So honey…

Oh man, for almost the entire article I misread her name as “Halle Berry” and I couldn’t understand why she was the go-to for Ariel. Don’t get me wrong, I love me some Halle Berry, but she does not a teenage mermaid make.

Time out. They know this is a made up story about a girl that’s half woman, half FUCKING FISH right? “It’s not real enough to me”. Well dumbass, that’s because it’s a story about a fucking fish girl.

Yeah, I watched this series as a sophomore in college. And yeah, Pedro Zamora blew all of my Baptist conditioning apart. He made me want to meet more people who weren’t like me. I dunno. It’s maybe silly to give it so much weight, but maybe that show and especially that person helped to change me at a time I needed to…

Thanks for writing this. Looking back on it, seeing Pedro on the show was the real lynchpin that started my climb from dyed in the wool conservative Republican (grew up with it, Catholic school indoctrination) to the extremely, um, passionate Progressive I am today. Prior to seeing Pedro, all I knew of homosexuals…

I really disliked how he blamed God for all of this nonsense. A dream “God put in their hearts” and their success was proof of their faith?! So all the other people in their family weren’t faithful enough and got injured or killed doing what God wanted? A friend’s brother in law just remarried and impregnated his new…

This would be amazing just 5 feet from the ground. I can’t watch this shit, it’s like... why would anyone want to watch someone potentially die for their amusement and also fuck Joel “the church is not a place for natural disaster refugees” Osteen.

I have just one thing to say to anyone that wants to get rid of mosquitoes:

That is beautiful, it brought a tear to my eye.

The best quote I ever read about him -

unless Joel Osteen is being dangled, unwilling and terrified, from a tightrope, I don’t need him involved. I don’t need him involved in anything, frankly.

Yesterday over drinks we were talking about famous people with punchable faces. For the life of me I couldn’t remember this particular persons name so I went with ‘the preacher (con artist) with the shit-eating melted wax Cumberbatch face’ everyone knew who I meant though we all forgot his name. Joel Osteen, Joel…

I love good old-fashioned Jesus propaganda... reminds me that you can make a lot of money preaching about eschewing worldly goods

How’re you gonna dock three of the Chrises for being in ‘Infinity War’ together?  It’s not like they sucked in it or brought the film down.  It’s a frickin’ trifecta of Chrises.  A ‘Chris-fecta’, if you will.  Some might say that you got 3 for the price of 1.  

Star Trek came out 10 years ago?! Jesus hurtling toward the grave man, I have got to start living 

This gave me a great idea: since cars around my workplace have been getting papered with church flyers, I'm going to work up a "Did Jesus Fuck?" brochure for slow Sunday mornings.

From what I’ve read on the blind sites, a baby announcement soon is very, very likely.

“A throuple with the lord”