The heat breaks down the mosquito proteins.

When I was camping years ago, I discovered that the metal cups I was drinking hot chocolate out of at night were very effective. I just held the hot metal against the bite and it never itched. I think I read that the heat breaks down all the bad things going on inside (technical explanation).

Word.

I appreciate her candidness, like when she said giving birth to her daughter broke her vagina. 

I knew my brother was truly a dad, not when he had kids, but when he told me that “some of those yo gabba gabba songs are really great”. Then sent me youtube “proof”

I never trusted those things. Where are their mouths?  What do they look like?

what the fuck

I’m having an out of body experience watching the zoobilee zoo opening because I cannot for the life of me remember even once watching the show but I know all of the words to the song????? help???? what is happening

I am just glad that Zoobilee Zoo made the list

Wow.
Meghan, 2 days after giving birth: walks red carpet in heels and white dress, graciously speaks to the press, smiles.
Me, 2 days after giving birth: gingerly rolls body off bed, stumbles barefoot into bathroom, sees reflection in mirror, bursts into tears.

The song..........is bad. The video isn’t great either but the song! Woof.

Thank you.

“inviting God’s judgment on our nation when we shake our fist at Him and say, “We know better than you as to what constitutes a marriage””

I believe he can lie.

But it’s in the second clip that Kelly really starts to unravel, shrieking at King that it would be “stupid” of him to lock up and sexually assault underage girls.

Fuck that cop! He "doesn't blame" the person who is terrorizing you? 

Looking at him HURTS me. The whole while I’ve been watching him I want to SCREAM at him TO SIT UP FUCKING STRAIGHT. He’s at a funeral for a fucking head of state and is slouching in the pew like he’s a bored 6-year-old at mass. Or like a tired person on the subway.

I’m almost as impressed by how good HRC is at looking like she didn’t notice their existence.

My cousin’s father passed away when he was a young teenager, it was tragic, but his mother remarried a wonderful man and life moved on as life tends to do.

I’ve posted this before, under an old burner, but figured I can post again to lighten things up.