I don’t want to ungrey this but I have to bc your take is so fucking bad, so fucking creepy, so bizarre and I feel that others need to see what an ass you are. And as for the person you responded to, I don’t get any Gomez Stan vibes, just a funny commentary on a celeb couple.

No1 curr 

you guys missy came out and i’m crying what’s wrong with me

My money’s on a tweet criticizing the crowd size/low ratings of his funeral.  It will also allude to his low rank upon graduation and POW status (in a negative light, obviously), and probably call Cindy and Meghan “total dogs.”

I will buy it all.

The very first carpool karaoke is still the best (and makes me laugh and cry simultaneously):

Ah yes. “Come at me bro.” The standard Fighting Call of the White-Bellied Chad.  Often accompanied by the slamming down of the Bud Light onto the bar and the chesting-up to said “bro.”

1) Say/do______ one more time.

12a. “i tell you what...”

Rich’s? Are you down here in the South by chance? Remember Davison’s? In Atlanta, they were bought out by Macy’s a few years before (1986) Macy’s also bought out Rich’s (2005).

I remember when our town got brand a new mega mall that had a Foot Locker, a Banana Republic, a Rich’s department store, which was later bought out by Macy’s, and a Cinnabon. We thought we were in heaven. I am one of the few people who loves food from the mall court. I live for a freshly baked cookie from Great…

Right? As if Bourdain’s death wasn’t heartbreaking enough, now we have to deal with this shit?

I think just about every day I wonder what the fuck is wrong with people.

Thank god for Monet X. Change, the Season 10 Winner of my heart.  And god bless her sponge-themed couture, that dress was phenomenal. 

Aquaria’s win isn’t a surprise. Her insane “WE ARE AT 100 WITH NO THOUGHT TO THE SONG WE ARE PERFORMING!!!” energy through “If” was too much. And the final lip sync was a mess for everyone.

Ru is famously thin-skinned and has a reputation for being nasty to both fans and contestants. Imagine that, a bitchy queen!

Nothing personal against any of the girls but the way this season went down the faster we leave it behind the better. Aquaria won and deserved to be in the top, the rest...eh? I liked Kameron but I can definitely see where people come from in saying she doesn’t deserve to be there (I disagree but hey I’m also not a…

Drag Race is officially over the shark. Aquaria absolutely deserves the win, but the show now longer has its charming ramshackle feel. Nothing is surprising anymore.

I just the transcript of that exchange and GODDAMN. Good on Jonathan!

My respect for Jonathan Van Ness just keeps growing...he is truly a khaleesi.