I was getting major Jim Carrey as Ace Ventura vibes from Hartley Sawyer as Ralph Dibny.

As much fun as it was to see Janet and Michael pal-ing around, I just about cried laughing when Jason said, “we’ve been robbed!”

Okay, am I the only one who remembers that Jonathan took secret pictures of Nancy undressing without her knowledge/permission back in season one? Maybe Jonathan is a great brother, but he is not boyfriend material.

I guess they should start calling it, “survival of the meanest”. But that’s nuts! I can’t believe the McDonald’s just left the body there. That seems like it’d pretty obviously be bad for business.

West Nile was the best thing that ever happened to my area! All the cardinals made it out, but it used to be that you’d go outside and there’d never be less than 20 crows in the tree, or strutting around the yard and swooping at the cat and dog. West Nile killed all the crows, and they never recovered.

Can archeologists tell me whether the toy’s owner said, “vroom vroom” or “clippity-clop” as he pushed it across the floor?

Instead of “can you safe-ly stop”, she heard “can you sa-fely stop”, as in SAY “flea stop”

I’d just like to point out how great my Hemsworth comparison was retroactively, now that it’s been revealed that Tahani dated “a lesser Hemsworth”

*sob* Well, who needs Pokemon Go anyway.

I see it more like this. Did you know there’s a THIRD Hemsworth brother? And he’s also an actor? I feel like if someone told them that Tahani was Kamilah’s sister (has it ever been said out loud, and not in a flashback?) then the reaction would probably be along the lines of, “Really? I guess I sort of knew she had a…

I’m only interested if I can finally get my Honchkrow.

Dunno if it’s true, but my cousin told me he went to take his test in the dead of winter, wore a huge coat, informed the instructor that his car’s heater was broken, and his test was over in about 10 minutes because the instructor was so eager to get back inside the heated building (and of course, the car’s heater was…

Yeah, I wouldn’t call it subtle. Peugeot also got a building-tall ad early on in the movie, which I remember thinking strange until I realized the car was also Peugeot and that it was product placement.

Need

My goodness! Like a stork or something

I’m still trying to Save the Homeland. It’s not my fault the dumb villagers are so petty that they’d kick me off a quest b/c they found out I was talking to another villager they didn’t like.

My low fuel light turns on when I get down to a quarter of a tank, so I normally just ignore it. Cause it’s pretty much always on.

Yeah. I mean, I’m not rapturous about this show, but it’s nowhere near bad. It’s just okay. And there are plenty of just okay shows out there without the criticism this show gets.

Hmmm, my car has heated seats but they broke. I guess it might be cheaper to buy a heated seat pad than to get my seat fixed?

Hmmm, my car has heated seats but they broke. I guess it might be cheaper to buy a heated seat pad than to get my…

These aren’t cute little 8 year olds though, where worst case scenario is they get bored and start bugging everyone. These are multiple infants and toddlers, who need constant attention, and may start screaming at any given time because they can’t talk yet. So yeah, you don’t bring babies to a wedding.