Very thorough and respectful answer! You win the Internet for the day 👍🏻 

Not a stupid question. The simple answer is no. It would take a whole lot of devices charging off the same outlet for it to have any effect like that.

Non-profit probably. Have been in the same position. However, what I used to do is call the restaurant and ask them to add the gratuity to the INITIAL CHARGE in whatever way they could (like charge it like it was an in house party of over six) so we could both tip and pass an audit. With all these delivery dudes on…

When I saw this on Twitter yesterday, I thought it was going to be a bumper sticker or something - something small. When he drove away and I saw it was an actual whole-ass flag ... I mean, damn.

That’s when Zeke—the most useless husband since M’Baku in Us—interrupts.

“My little siblings bought it from a flea market. I don’t support slavery and neither do my siblings,” he told Yahoo. “But I am not going to take it down when my siblings asked me to fly it. If [the family] wants to take offense, they can.”

As someone who has crewed ultramarathons (3) and cheered at marathons and countless cancer-walks, I too am obligated to acknowledge your accomplishments as someone who I may or may not have cheered at as you ran by my station.

As someone who has run a marathon, I am obligated to mention in comments to this blog about a marathon that I have run a marathon.

Get taught by a professional, not friends & family - you want someone who is good at teaching the subject, not just someone who is good at the subject.

Don’t text and drive. Distracted driving kills people.

Fry his orange ass, sis.

“P.S. My name is Letitia James. (You can call me Tish.)”

I’m Tish James..... Bitch!

A grown man attacks a 13 year old boy and cops are like “Well I don’t see a crime here.”

I have no doubt that naming her child Amabella was Renata’s devised opportunity to verbally assault those that mispronounce/misspell her child’s name. Renata doesn’t seem to need a reason to verbally assault anyone, but I think this one was contrived.

“I WILL NOT NOT BE RICH!” is gold though

To be fair, Laura Dern's pretty understandably pissed off. Her losing her shit in her car was amazing. She’s also always been that way. In the series premiere she basically threatens Ziggy, a kid! When she thinks Ziggy is the one who bit Amabella.

Amabella isn’t even a human name.

Henry Ford was in the pocket of Big Cootie.