Chanukah doesn’t start until next week, so here’s the obligatory chaser:

Well, that’s a bullshit rule.

Farenholt should be in JAIL. He stole money to pay off his abuse lawsuits!

So I have an airplane groping story.

Good. Blake Farenholdt should be next.

JANET.

Be nice now. I’d be devastated if I lost my pizza sauce-encrusted hoodie.

So, now he’s piss-poor?

http://www.complex.com/music/2016/06/justin-timberlake-long-history-trifling-behavior

None of them deserve sympathy.

Part of me thinks this ‘health matter’ could just be a cover for Singer laying low ahead of even more damning harassment/assault allegations.

There is a difference between advising women not to let their guard down and saying that women who ostensibly have let their guard down are making excuses for fucking up when they get raped while their guard is down. Will I advise my daughter to be careful and not drink too much at parties lest she end up incapable of…

No joke. Every time Trump starts braying on tv, my rabbits will leave the goddamn room. One of them even does a super obnoxious flicking foot motion whilst leaving, which is basically a huge bunny fuck you.

I hope she took the dog.

“Congratulations, I’ll pray for our child.”