YOU SHUT YOUR GODDAMN MOUTH

I love me some Captain America, but Bearded Cap takes it up to the next level.

Now that Chris Pine is Comic-Book-Dead in the DCEU, Marvel should step up and hire him for a role in the MCU.

the movie would not include musical numbers

OHH just burn everything with fire.

Gina Torres is my favorite thing about everything she’s associated with. Also, I met her once and it was transcendent.

Cleveland’s Black Shield, which sounds like a new superhero who fights alongside Luke Cage but is actually a separate police union that represents the city’s black law-enforcement officers

It’s a great stocking stuffer! It’s not living forever you want, it’s dying easily and painlessly. Fill out those advanced directives, people, the forms are available for free on the interwebs. They’ll walk you right through it. It’s not just a gift for you but for your loved ones, don’t make them decide if your…

I lost my shit at a work happy hour once because my direct report was terrible. He got hired via family connections. I didn’t have the power to discipline or fire him. I was being held accountable for his terrible work that, in retrospect, my boss knew sucked but was paying back a favor so everything got taken out on…

Fuck you Mel.

When I was a baby, my mom had me in a carrier as she went into the shed to check on something. She pulled the cord to the lightbulb and looked up to see a HUGE wolf spider perched directly above her face. She froze as long as she could but finally had to move because I was fussing...and the spider instantly dropped…

God Bless Texas Women.

I’m also not surprised by it, but I find it hilarious. You go, lady.

I prefer ginger snap crust.