HELLO TO MY NEW BEST FRIEND!

It’s basically beef jerky of the sea! Even gets caught between your teeth in the same way.

BACON MAC AND CHEESE
Slice bacon into lardons. Fry bacon. Remove bacon from pan and set aside. Pour off some of the fat in the pan (saving for later, of course), leaving a generous portion in the pan.

To see him dance was to see joy and grace. 

We make a list specifically based on the grocery store sales. We have the basics, sure — milk, bread, fruit. For dinners, we check the sales and plan a meal around what’s on sale.

If there is nothing on sale that we want to eat, we check our pantry and freezer for stuff we already bought.

Sometimes you win by being the only entrant.

Our county fair has lots of entrants for “pie, double crust”, “cookies, drop”, and “cookies, bar.” One year, there was only one entrant in “other”, so someone out there has a blue ribbon from the country fair for their Rice Krispie treats.

... not real sure abbreviating “Dr. Pepper” as “DP” is the best idea.

OR IS IT.

YES GLITTER POLISH FOREVER. It is so forgiving, and you gotta be real hard on your nails for it to look “chipped.” Even better, if you are in a rush, you can just slap another coat on without removing the previous because the difference between old and new is not noticeable.

“EXCLUSIVE: Princess Eugenie’s husband ‘more geek than gigolo’ as he poses with girls on boat.”

I associate the Cheesecake with intentional gluttony.

This is my rep. In his defense, he is not just a climate change nerd, he is a nerd of all sorts (as opposed to his predecessor, who was a Tea Party, constituent-dodging, former ambulance chaser and his predecessor’s predecessor, who was Henry Hyde).

When I was in the hospital, my husband stopped by the cafeteria to get something to eat, and witnessed how they made their hamburgers:

Frozen patties were laid out on the griddle, completely covering it. When they were deemed cooked/no longer red, they were then laid in a pot of water to keep warm. When a hamburger…

Haribo Goldbears are the best plane food: they require hard chewing so they are great for relieving pressure, they can be given to small children if you are afraid they might swallow gum, no odors to annoy fellow passengers, and the fun of biting their heads off and pretending it was the guy across the aisle (yeah you,…

Salt water taffy tastes like my dentist’s tight lipped disappointment.

I can hear the shake of her head with every twist of waxed paper, the tsk in every chewy bite.

“Recipe” TikTok is just ... a ride. There was a series of people checking out this mashed potato “hack”: crushing a bag of potato chips, dumping them into a pot of boiling water, and adding cream, butter and salt.

Cajun tastes like spicy Chik-Fil-A sauce. 

When Laura Dern was 7, Martin Scorsese cast her in “Alice Doesn’t Live Here Anymore” as a kid in a diner. She ate 19 ice cream cones, one for each take.

I always thought it was so weird that Disney was “here’s OUR recipe!” It’s literally called Dole Whip -- it’s made by Dole.

Thomas Clerk World

fruit-rollup bits in a cookie