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    (If you prefer to bake using volume measurements instead of weights: for every 1 cup of all-purpose flour, replace 2 tablespoons of it with starch.)

    https://www.nobelprize.org/nomination/literature/

    Dorie is a delight! Honestly, one of the best things about her recipes is that the measurements are very straight-forward; no fiddly 1 3/8 cups of this or 3 tablespoons, divided into 1 1/2 tablespoons, 1 1/2 teaspoons, and 1 tablespoon nonsense..

    Oh, were you the lovely person that was behind me? I’m sorry you had to witness my horrifying encounter, where he gave my husband a bottle of lotion from his hotel, and then told my husband that he should go home and fuck me in the ass.

    While it was nice for him to spend hours meeting his fans, this was one of the…

    There is a house in the suburbs of Chicago who has an Officer Big Mac playland climber in the backyard, clearly visible from a major street.

    We watched The Great Gatsby (1974) after reading the movie. We were allowed to watch it in the theatre, not in the classroom.

    The first time Robert Redford appeared on screen, I remember hearing audible gasps from the class. He was otherworldly handsome in this movie.

    I just have friends

    This is the main reason why we both have jobs outside the house— to pay for the food that we then hide in our desks.

    “for further education and customer service training with a representative from the Daphne Police Department.”

    I adore The F Word, too. One of his running themes on the show is raising animals in his posh house with the help of his kids, and then slaughtering the animals for the F Word Restaurant. It was eye-opening in a way that animal rights will never be: empathetic to both animal and meat eater.

    Giles Coren and Janet…

    The monsters at Cinnabon
    1) do NOT do this (they use a knife)
    2) throw away the ends of the rolls (I screamed when I saw this happen)

    Pumpkin spice matzoh would take my matzoh caramel chocolate crunch to the next level! Make it so, Manischewitz!

    Cook another waffle in it. It will soak up the meat fat and leave you with a waffle whispering “encased meats.”

    some people throw it out, but I’m not sure if I believe it....

    The best vegetables are those used as the roasting rack for meat, crisped and spattered in meat fat and caramelized on to the pan. 

    My son achieved this on his own during a vacation diet of large bowls of Froot Loops and softball-size scoops of Superman ice cream.

    It was green and I give myself a lot of credit for not screaming.

    Oh yes! The food exchange.

    When I worked at the ice cream parlor, the manager thought I was a God because I knew the family that owned the Chinese restaurant down the street, thereby opening up the possibility of milkshakes-for-Kung Pao.

    Thank you for your sacrifice. You walked so we could run (away from this).