Does this mean that the priests who raped nuns and then forced them to get abortions are ALSO not allowed to received communion? Oh, how AWFUL for those priests.

Queen Latifah made “Just Wright” with Common and “The Last Holiday” with LL and neither movie had a song on the soundtrack with both of them and this is the thing that is wrong with both movie and it is has been almost fifteen years and I am still mad.

Gen X also here. I too saw the movie in theatres, so I was three or four years old when I saw it.

Despite my parents’ solid marriage and divorce being uncommon in my hometown, this movie gave me the sweats for YEARS.

FOR REAL. Also, bartending is a marketable skill you can put on a resume. Having an imaginary Twitter cow is not.

Real love is waiting until Saturday and buying the candy at half price.

It’s a Medela Symphony, a $2,000 hospital-grade pump that is a closed system. It doesn’t need to be cleaned. The people that use it need to bring in their own clean tubes and bottles; the pump is just the mechanism to extract the milk and no milk enters the system.

... I may or may not refer to the Instant Pot as “curry in a hurry.”

(I do.)

#EndSpeciesism

Recipes for both are here:

Roc is severely underrated. The live episodes were amazing.

I think he’s gotten a thank you note maybe... twice? At the most. And it’s never bothered me one bit.  

It sounds like mom is the one who is not ready to talk about things

leave him the hell alone.

I know someone who absolutely LOVED the movie and no, we are not friends anymore.

my cousins’ absolutely banging sausage-and-canned biscuit casserole

>And if I ever find myself at the second largest mall in the United States

I feel The Takeout would be neglecting its journalistic duties if it did not send you.