Oh yay — I have aspired to be as basic as these two.

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Greetings, mortal enemy!

Sometimes I feel like I am the only person who watched “White House Down.”

omg this response was a roller coaster

On one hand — thanks, Kim!

I would like to hear more about Lauren’s college hijinks.

So thankful it was not a Mason jar.

Oh, and Redford volunteered he hadn’t had any plastic surgery 

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If this happens — PRAY FOR BOBBY, Y’ALL.

Why didn’t Megyn ask “What about you, Bob? What about YOUR plastic surgery?”

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from 99% Invisible

And in the intro to the episode, he talks about the vocal fry in his voice:

YAAAAASSSSS
(shiplap this shit, Chip and Joanna Gaines)

I would like to see pics of your dog and would like to know his thoughts on single payer healthcare.

#DOGUS2020