gee why did Kara and Lindy leave such a joyous office

Not ALL TIME. Let’s say SO FAR.

18 years together; ten years married.

Sisters First: Stories from Our Wild and Wonderful Life,

This kind of BS is exactly why I didn’t change my Asian last name when I married my white husband — I always wanted people to know and expect that they would be dealing with a POC when my name popped up.

Awww, she got a job!

Those prosthetics make her totally not sexy.

Same. I am currently wearing a dress I bought off some other random local mom.

A story: I used to work at Expensive Store and we used A LOT of wood wool in our displays. I hated it because an errant strand could cut your hand.

Anyway, I was straightening a display and whining, and idly asked why wood wool was always used, and one of my evil co-workers said that it was because our noveau riche…

FIRST SONG WILL BE A COVER OF THIS CLASSIC

What are you talking about?

TAY TAY COVERS “COLD SLITHER”!!!

FIRST SONG WILL BE A PAULA ABDUL COVER

OH YEAH BABY WOOOOO THIS IS GOING TO BE AWESOME

It’s okay. He’s Korean. She’s half-Chinese, half Vietnamese.

It is taboo to openly express emotions—whether happy or sad.

Pour one out for the poor RISD grad who had to create that.