breathable thongs

breathable thongs

(buying two pounds of butter)

Has it really been two years? And yet she still has less self-awareness than the lead from Soul Man.

YAY FOR A GOOD THING MAYBE EARTH ISN’T DOOMED

the Affleck character in the movie is told that you can’t be prosecuted for accidentally killing your children.

Why don’t you put your thumb up your butt?

Katy Sagal plays Vivian Pressman.

Just because you don’t smell what The Rock is cooking doesn’t mean that others don’t feel the same full body eyeroll that is my response to the “legitimate and thoughtful” question.

These companies — and others — have been incorporated since 2007.

We’re not going to talk about their corporation names?

Also, people love talking babies.

Sometimes I think about buying those emergency food kits just because I don’t feel like making dinner.

“You know how to boil water, kids. Just pick a foil packet, boil some water and eat whatever’s inside.”

Half aprons are also known as “hostess aprons”; they are thrown on over your party wear. 

starred for “whinge”

Smashbox CC — tint + moisture + SPF + my dermo’s approval.

Smashbox CC — tint + moisture + SPF + my dermo’s approval.