Instead she went on to have this terrible life.

Also, diapers have an end date (most of the time).

The good intentions are probably “Oh, but you’re so much better at it than I am!”

Kristin Cavallari in 2017: “I’m really gonna miss this place.”

SOON.

No One’s More Surprised Than I Am: Beauty and the Beast Was a Goddamn Delight

Nguyen inexplicably puts Sour S’ghetti in the top slot. He ranks Raspberries dead last.

I may or may not be high-fiving the screen while wearing my Lady Diana replica ring.

GASP

WTF THE CRAVE BOX HAS PEPPERIDGE FARM MILANOS
SO WHY CHOOSE CRUNCH

I starred this because you did not punch her in her smug face.

Eww, you married a poor guy? Gross. /s

I pray they will Dynasty it, and everyone gets machine gunned at Rory’s Modavian wedding.

A model over 40?! I assumed that after 30, they were rounded up and then ...

>Gwyn and Chris were having a hard time selling their condo, so they reduced the price by $4 million. God, look at the kitchen. Lock me in that kitchen. [Daily Mail]

You should get to know a Trump voter. They could ‘splain.

Thank you for posting that West Side Story clip. It is just ... the bestest.

I, too, look forward to the storyline “everyone has polio now because Kristin Cavallari did not vaccinate.”

Anyone else thought it might be a sequel to

Or her glorious hair.