Major Becky with the White Face Kusanagi?

BRB going to go change Wikipedia article of “Major Motoko Kusanagi” to “Major Megan Kusanagi”

TBH this sounds like every woman’s frosh year + Jager bombs+ experimental haircut.

YOU MUST EMBRACE COLOR.

After I switched, I will never Ever EVAR again go back to carrying a black bag. The main reason is — you can never find anything in a black bag. It’s all some big “WTF am I touching” guessing game when all you want is a damn piece of gum.

YASS.

How do I join the Gymnternet? I feel like my contributions of “WOOOO” and “YASSSS” would be valuable.

Meanwhile, athletes/designers Venus and Serena:

She sounds like an amazing, positive woman. Yay for her!

>Robbins was in Dallas for a very lit—I’m sorry, I’m so sorry—three day event.

My Stonewall story:

I was talking with a gay friend about a documentary about Stonewall, and he was telling me how important it is to know your history.

>You may have thought that looking at Instagram right before bed only caused intense FOMO and other feelings of worthlessness,

Way to insure you will not be in any of the wedding photos.

Please make a Hamilton movie because that is my only chance in getting to see it.

Maybe not on IG posts, but an Ulta sales person once tried to sell me an eyeliner as “the one Kim Kardashian uses.”

I LOVE DIS. Invite me to the vow renewal plz.

I WANNA SEE MORE PICS OF YOUR DOPE WEDDING

“You can totally wear that bridesmaid dress again!”
“WEAR A DRESS TWICE? WHAT AM I, AN ANIMAL?”