Darling, did YOU call my name?
hmo
hmo
This is the kind of man I hope my son grows up to be.
>won a couple of doubles titles
>Williams says he plans to begin designing a line of jeans soon designed to fit diaper-wearers.
pro tip: wait until AFTER the motorcade, if you are heading in the same direction. Streets are clear for miles afterward, and motorcade is okay with you drafting a safe distance behind.
My son was okay looking as a newborn, but had jaundice and his eyes were yellow like a monster.
We skipped birth announcements. I mean, our friends need to be able to sleep at night.
So this is Manic Pixie Dream Paraplegic?
Do you hear that, DC food trucks? Go park in front of the Supreme Court.
WOO HOO KALORAMA!
nerd!
I have never worked at a job where I needed to be anything other than clothed.
Oh wait — when I worked retail, I had to wear business casual.
YES. And I love that he plays a bad guy in Gotham without being a stereotype — he’s just a bad, bad guy.
MORE DOG PHOTOS PLZ
At an old job, there was a Good Ole Boy salesman who looked a lot like Christopher MacDonald, and every time he opened his mouth with his fake sales pitch voice, he turned into Darryl Dickerson and I wanted to knock his teeth down his throat.