MANSPLAIN TO ME, BABY!

I love ALL these dresses and now feel like my friends and I need to step up out couch-sitting game.

NO I CAN ONLY DO ONE THING AT A TIME. (and I only have $20.)

Michelle Fields: do you have a legal fund? Let me know; I’m in for $20.

>walked the couple down a muddy path that ruined the bride’s dress,

I watched this movie with a friend after we completed a self-defense course. This and “An Eye for an Eye.”

“end times”

I’m ready.

>A male chihuahua with absolutely no time for anybody else’s bullshit led the California Highway Patrol on a high-speed chase across San Francisco’s Bay Bridge early Sunday morning, NBC Los Angeles reports.

OMG THIS IS HOW I LEARNED ABOUT WHITE PEOPLE.

Andy Coop gif party? WOO HOO

>many of the male justices (Roberts, Kennedy, and Alito especially) seemed to think that insurance exchanges provided individual contraceptive coverage and that women could easily purchase an insurance plan that would only cover birth control.

I mean ... I just ...

>is Shonda Rhimes a witch or something?

>Meghan’s voice is no less decent than it was before.

Yes, I’m for real and so is her name.

Taken behind the barn ... and forced to wear a romper.