>Just walked into a wall. Literally.

I literally had a math teacher say this to me.

I HOPE YOU NEVER GOT TENURE, MS. SCHRIMPF.

lol

How is Mother Theresa on her way to becoming a saint and you are not?

You bet I am.

I did!

u r no (ko)fun

ugh there are so 4th century

She has to knit all her own clothes because she blew all her money on that lamp.

SOON.

I used to work with child models (advertising) and rare was the photo session that did not end with some child crying because they were so over it (and done with their stage mom).

Escape raft for the End Days?

Does anyone else want to talk about the inflatable raft in the living room, or just me?

>denying the miraculousness of modern medicine is ludacris.

>haha fuck sewing machines.

Yes. Because.

My dad (60+yo male) wanted to see “that Disney movie everyone is talking about.” I took a 1/2 day to see it with him so he wouldn’t get arrested.

THE JANE COLLECTIVE SHALL RISE AGAIN.

Lisa Rinna:

Especially when science says 95% don’t regret it.