Morse replied to Mama Fish on Twitter:

“None of these approaches resonated with the Samueli’s vision for a classic but sophisticated update with a color scheme that showed competitive toughness and a tie to Orange County

Comments about late night shows inevitably include “eh I don’t find that particular show funny I prefer another” but when you watch this montage and realize that even if you weren’t a regular viewer that on over 6000 separate nights Dave brought a little joy to the world and maybe you only ever had one laugh at…

I consider myself a very rational, levelheaded person, but by the end of that Top 10 list I was about 30% convinced Andy Kaufman was going to deliver number 1.

“You’re not following Cardinal Way.”

‘honestly i think this 76ers plan is solid’ - George Armstrong Custer

Is there a curry that doesn’t make everyone shit their pants?

I’m so glad I’m not the only person who routinely got brutalized by guys like Detlef Schrempf and Rony Seikaly hitting full-court, underhand buzzer threes

What’s the point of even talking about this? We all Goodell is only going to suspend Mayweather two games unless there’s video evidence.

so... Maradona?

that was a decent amount of effort for something without a punchline

It's a school night. That always keeps attendance down.

What an asshat.

It was pretty easy to tell that Dwight’s head just wasn’t in the game last night. Hopefully, he’ll feel better today, once he gets confirmation that all those Mother’s Day cards reached their intended destinations.

“Sick to my stomach” is the new “dumped in the middle of anal”

Heidi always ruining sports broadcasts smh

It’s okay, Heidi. I vomit in my mouth a little bit whenever the Cardinals are mentioned, too.

It could be worse.

All of London sighs plaintively.

Jon Stewart: “Tommy...you cheating fucker.”