“Ooof, that Ertz.” - Brazil

What’s it called when a blind dude gives you a friendy?

Not true, last night he was at third base.

While an excellent addition to culture, and easy on the eyes, I don’t understand what Pia Zadora has to do with all this.

With this news and Donald Trump, I wish North Korea would just hurry the fuck up already.

+sangria

Cleveland’s been looking for a way to catch up to Detroit for years now - seems like a growing and mutual hatred for Dan Gilbert may be their ticket there.

Steve Bannon must REALLY be in the doghouse if he’s walking around Cleveland without his shirt on.

I believe that’s the Androsterone filter on Instagram he’s using.

Soon enough you’ll have a #fulltour under your belt.

Ooof. +dodecahedron

Now, don’t be rash about this.

+deviatedseptum

Thank you for Clearing up that story of that one time Ritzenhein Creamed you.

Jesus Wept.

She’s the Travis Kalanick of sports journalists.

I’m still waiting for that Executive Order that bans white, male American Christians from the country - since they’re the ones perpetuating the majority of terrorist attacks in this country.

Funny, because I unblocked my now-married, Big Ben-apologist Yinzer ex-girlfriend on Facebook right around the time you posted this.

Trump supporters, Ilitch Supporters, and Dan Gilbert supporters all suffer from the same blind faith that realists loathe. I reflect on my time living in Detroit with equal amounts of reminiscence and frustration, mainly because the Gilbert fanboys claimed he could do no wrong. He does wrong, and so did Ilitch.

Yes, I’ve been there. Twice.