Yea, and we stared directly into the Mouth of the Rat, and Verily, did we snatch victory from the jaws of defeat.

He was just pulling his best This-is-What-Kirk-Ferentz-Should-Do-Permanently impression.

+3 million and counting

Take that, Kork Coupons.

Iceland is just aloof in general.

“Jesus Charlemagne, haven’t we faught enough over lifeless bodies talent Christmas?”

Boy, Ron really let himself go.

Why did Beşiktaş get the works?

Somewhere, Rudy is congratulating himself.

+OJ’d

Yeah, Jim Delaney is a dick, ain’t he.

Koch, Suckers!

Preemptive “stay classy, Michigan” response:

Jabrill speaks for all of us.

Well, you just called us cocksuckers. Is that “normal” Ohio State behavior?

Trailer park just got internet, eh?

+Larry Stevens

I don’t know how to process postings longer than three sentences on Deadspin. It looked pretty, though.

Stanford band = bad

Fucking hell, San Francisco. You’ve jumped the shark.com.