This is nothing new. We already know that every guy floating around New York wants to put his stinger into an Asian chick.

Clearly, this is what the first sentence in Genesis 1:31 references.

I cannot think of a more appropriate name for a 12 year-old pubescent boy than Dong Wan Sin.

Surprisingly, NASCAR's rating got boosted after Canandaigua.

Ah, there it is. 4% of respondents believe that Tendonitis and chronic shoulder pain is a sport.

What we discover is that, if you take a sport and place it on an icy surface, its "sportiness" is less legitimate. (see: golf —> curling; gymnastics —> figure skating)

You know what isn't obscure?

Wikipedia says — See also: Lou Piniella.

THE PARAGAYS ARE IN A PARAGAYDE

Totally different places, Rob Bell is at Mars Hill in Grand Rapids. And unlike Driscoll, most rational people like Rob Bell.

Departing home with a few boys comforting you? Sounds like the Jackson way.

True Deadspin commenters don't justify assholery; we embrace it. -1

+2/3 on the multiple choice, perfect marks on the essay

I'm already 58 minutes behind on stalking her, which means the window to become her everlasting lover has likely passed.

uh huh...

It Isreal bad. Real, real bad.

"Good defense. Tenacious. Aggressive. Needs to put on bulk to become a true post presence."

Far too late. +1