Chicago Columbian Exposition designer Daniel Burnham once stated, "Make no little plans. They have no magic to stir men's blood and probably will not themselves be realized." For 82 Chicagoans, even if their plans were large, theirs won't be realized, because they were shot.

Your neverending attempts to subvert the National Anthem with a haka amazes me.

Spellbound. +1

OOoooh, Detroit's gonna be pissed at you! +1

Lex Luthor, of course.

"Anybody want a deez nuts?"

Time to blow off the dust from that "IOU Marshall Plan" card.

...who then proceeds into another form of scissoring with Joanna Krupa.

I don't know why Didier Drogba had to hang his penis over the camera like that.

I can assure you, sir, that "I kick you because you are black" and "I kick you because you are a n***er" will both get you blank stares of derision in every state except Mississippi.

In Mexico, especially after a round of tacos, shitting the bed usually involves copious amounts of water loss.

i can't focus on a singular plane.

GODDAMMIT WILL CLARK GET OUT OF OUR THREAD

"Rickey Henderson" is actually Ebonic for Methuselah.

Holy shit, this was good. Thank you.

Only difference is that Casillas played like gutter trash in that match. Henrik played his balls off.

English is Ghana's official language.

I need more Univision in my life. Or maybe I need more of the ladies of Univision in my life.

Shit, man. /Escobar'd

Perhaps he's testing out Powerthirst: Rocket Edition.