God I fucking hate what 2018 has reduced us to.

“HOW DARE YOU?! He’s not an important character, that’s why he gets an unceremonious death while we give Laura Dern a glorious 5 minutes kamikaze scene because subversion!”

Dave Chapelle is a better human being than you. You’ve got nothing but hate.

I don’t think she could have gotten away with it, no matter how many people she killed, not with the technology as presented. With Shatia’s family dead and her missing, the police would retrace her steps in the investigation she was assigned to and be lead right back to Mia.

She shouldn’t have gotten away with it, even if there was something was to remind her of it. Every evil act was building a jenga tower that was destined to fall. If she got away with it, it would be like an orchestra abruptly ending before the crescendo. It would be surprising, but not fulfilling. It would be shock…

He had Rey enter with absolutely no backstory, had the force select her and push her into the story, and then had her receive strange visions upon picking up Anakin’s lightsaber in a movie series that has highly emphasized the Skywalker lineage up to this point. If that isn’t intentionally setting up a mystery what…

I call bullshit on the celebration of this anti-climax. J.J. Abrams (who executive produced The Last Jedi and as far as I’m concerned still own’s this sequel trilogy) intentionally set up Rey’s parentage and Snoke as a mystery. If he didn’t have a more satisfying answer to both than “Rey’s just a person” and “Snoke is…

There is such an overwhelmingly negative and cynical slant to these previews when one considers how well acclaimed films like The Disaster Artist and The Post have been elsewhere.

Well, here’s what they look at, and what they want to see under all those regular clothes. Here’s the image on AV Club just below this article. It’s a Marvel TV show screengrab.

That my wife’s 86-when-she-died-year-old grandmother got off an unabashedly racist/anti-Muslim remark now and then didn’t diminish my love and respect for her...

Or we could leave the 90 some year old lady alone and/or not be shocked when someone that age has values that don’t line up with current progressive dogma.

Nope

...so this is still clearly a Snyder movie at heart.

There are actually some of us who jump off most ledges often to find hidden stuff. MARIO has been doing this since the first game. It’s nice to see actual rewards for advanced exploration.

I clearly have no idea what JoJos bizarre adventure was about. I thought it was beefy hunky men dressed in high fashion outfits beating each other up.

The vast majority of Pewdiepie’s fans are children. And children are stupid. They’re not emotionally mature enough to fully grasp nuance or context. They see Jacksepticeye criticizing his actions while also voicing support, and all they understand is “Jacksepticeye talked shit about Pewdiepie.” They can’t see how…

He was. He was also the smartest person I think I’ll ever know. He read like crazy, and played the guitar like a pro. I miss waking up in the morning to his music. We were poor, but he always made sure our Christmases and birthdays kicked ass. When income taxes would come back he’d pick us up from school in his beat…