So is Beckerman straight? Or a lesbian?

Derp.

Things that are fetishized by old, bigoted, and hateful men...with a mixture of multiple nationalities and cultures...

Wilbon actually misread the caption as:

Calm down buddy.

My favorite Zimmer moment was when I saw him get in Pedro Martinez's face, ultimately ending with Pedro throwing Zimmer to the ground.

"Hygiene: the things that you do to keep yourself and your surroundings clean in order to maintain good health"

Rumor has it that Sterling also promptly fired the former Clippers coach's wife from a front office position upon finding out that she was a Negro-lover.

Report: Donald Sterling Won't Pay Fines, Instead Decides to Die of Cancer as a Racist Asshole


There, fixed that for you

When asked for feedback on the promotion, Milwaukee residents agreed that the ping pong balls were delicious.

Paul Pierce doesn't look like Voldemort. He looks like he's taking a shit.

Nelson's treatment of Kolstad seems like kind of a knee-jerk reaction to me.

Nah, he's just a douche.

Though this may have come as a surprise to a lot of people, Kevin Garnett always thought Sterling looked like a cancer patient.

For someone as egotistical as Sterling, he'd probably be devastated if he received a $1 fine that brought his wealth down to $1,999,999,999 instead of $2 billion.

I think "crack the whip" would have been more apt.

And on a related note, so did Michael Schumacher.

I just shat myself.

I'm not too sure about his wingspan, but maybe Jay Bilas could provide some answers.

Colorado gets Lorde because of course.