If it comes out that the horse was using steroids, I can only assume that it would be the biggest story of the year about someone's deflated balls. #depharoahgate

FIFA officials right about now:

Veering into the WNBA:

But it's not quite as sloppy as THIS segment of Twins TV:

Also, there are definitely some scumbags on this particular Vikings message board, but I think it's worth posting the text of a fan's letter to the Vikings front office and ownership:

http://rubechat.kfan.com/viewtopic.php?…

"Dear Mr Wilf and Mr Spielman,

Hmmm, I would have expected a much more passive-aggressive tone from Minnesota fans shutting down a message board.

"Fool me once, shame on me.

Who would trade for him? C'mon, the answer is obviously the Oakland Raiders.

This picture raises a lot of questions, like: Why the hell is someone wearing Kansas City Chiefs gear at a Vikings-Patriots game?

I'd normally prefer if Dolan backed off with his shitty music, but he's really standing his ground on this one.

I don't think we should take seriously any refutations from the guy who re-signed Tony Romo.

This seems fitting:

Jacquizzed in My Pants.

Thank you, I'll be here all week.

He'd be more outraged simply by Paris Hilton's appearance on the commercial. What a moral abomination.

It seems appropriate to hear what George Carlin had to say about folks like this:

Yay sports news!

My question? Why the fuck does that dude have a fishing rod in his shower?

Also an acceptable headline:

So hypocritical of Stephen A.

Looks like he really will forget more about football than his daughters will ever know.