Is that the Tonight Show or screaming fans at a Justin Bieber concert?

Having Rob Ford's heavy figure don skates in this competition would certainly bring snow into the sport.

When this cultural norm of "never back-down" or "stick up for yourself with brute force" is combined with lax gun laws, people will resort to ultimate acts of violence.

It's almost as good as hearing him say: "Good riddance, fuck face."

Yep, they're certainly the pride of Russia.

This seems appropriate to post:

Jeez, the things Sarah Jessica Parker will do for attention these days.

"Oh, I thought the category was 'Professional athletes who slept with you mother last week.' AHAHAHAHAHAHAH!"

Finally, a golfer has a crashing fall without the involvement of porn stars.

"Yeah, he probably just needs a little snow to get him going and put him in the right environment. It's worked perfectly for me."

Nah, it would have been alright either way; we all know that wrestling is fake.

Whoops, I just thought this was picture of Andy Reid after his massive heart attack.

But I fully expect this to be the scene in the Wisconsin cold if the Packers win the whole playoffs:

I think he's saying: "Boo-urns! Boo-urns!"

While it is a good attempt at imitating him in a Halloween costume, I don't think Paul Oliver wore pirate clothing.

Sure Minnesota is known for hotdish, but we've also got the Juicy Lucy. That would shoot us up the rankings

"Here's the Los Angeles Herald in 1897: "VALUE OF AN INDIAN SCALP: Minnesota Paid Its Pioneers a Bounty for Every Redskin Killed.""

"What would Musburger do?'

Hmmm, might have to watch their show.

You've got to be careful about messing with kids' balls.