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This is additional proof that running your BMW with super low PSI (technically the lowest possible) doesn’t magically cause it to crash. 

Driving home yesterday, behind a brand new SQ5, admiring the sequential turn signal (even though its americanized and the whole tail light blinks.....wrong)

I wonder how bass feel about bass?

NOT CLOSE ENOUGH. MUST BE GOLD FOR MAXIMUM FUCK YOU EFFECT.

FUCK THAT GUY AND HIS ILK FOR RUINING THE PUNCHING GAME FOR ALL OF US

Configuration is not so important as the color. I’d gladly pay uberbucks to have Porsche’s color shop whiz kids come up with a cool hue so I’d have the only one. Because if you’re going to pay $300k for yet another 911 variant you might as well add to the fuck you element..

Whoosh

Dang, who is cutting onions in here?

We call that fun little dance the DeLorean shuffle.

What does a company with $763,000 in annual sales want from a 6.2 million square foot manufacturing plant? Where are they getting the money to buy the plant, which sits on a 905-acre parcel? How many laid off workers will realistically get re-hired?

No fair using reason and logic to poke holes in Trump’s latest fantasy.

Even during a strike, they drive in both lanes and can’t decide where they are going. Just pick a lane. 

At what point do we cut off the Millennial generation and start making fun of Gen Z?”

Also, no viruses on the Pono. 

Also, Macs don’t get viruses.

It will never not be funny that I am exposed to more unabashed Marxism on Jalopnik than I am anywhere else in my day to day life.

I’d rather have unions and games take twice as long to make tbh