Aston makes some beautiful vehicles.

They weren’t the lightest cars, at around 3,500 or 3,600 pounds depending on how you ordered them, but I don’t doubt they were quick.

They’re still less attractive than a prolapse...

I’ve always been introverted to a debilitating level...

This deserves way more stars.

The kids?

This is an uneducated outsiders perspective but it seems like we need to be leaning on our rail freight companies to pitch in for these scenarios too?

SHUT YOU FUCKING MOUTH DUDE

My 13 year old self who would come home from school and watch reruns of this appreciates that reference more than you can understand.

Am I the only one who doesn’t understand the point of a physical reveal event?

I mean, after 6 championships do you really believe he needs to keep racing to make money?

“Nobody Knows Why F1 Hasn’t Cancelled The Australian Grand Prix”

Can you honestly name me a member of the GOP who isn’t an asshole?

Hey if you can afford it...fuck it go for it.

I don’t work for Jalopnik lol

I said “I would” not “I will”

I know...me too realistically, but thats how much these fuckers go for in a decent offroad trim with a few toys on it.