Someone come get this moron with her polly-pocket-scalped wig...

I’m aware...

It’s funny to think that in my lifetime (1991) we have doubled the output of the 911 turbo.

It’s not an EJ25, they phased that out a few years ago. This is the FB25 that is the base engine that has been in the Forester, Outback and Legacy for the past several years.

Holy shit, 182hp!?!?

Makes me miss my 67 DeVille sedan...

I think you vastly underestimate how many stupid people we have in this country.

2nd Gear:

I really love that Velocity Blue over Blue.

Because the incline was that severe, it would help, but not enough to keep the car steady at a certain speed. The sheer incline would cause the car to pick up speed in any gear.

It’s funny that this is actually a real practice because I just happened to pick this up by myself when I was younger.

Bank account is saying “no, no, no, no, NO, no, DEFINITELY NOT, no, no, no, HAHAHA YOU’RE FUNNY”

Ken, help me find my dream Stagea pleeeeeease lol

M.J. definitely had me all sorts of torn up too... until he made the joke about that fucking crying meme and the whole arena lost it. Even Vanessa was caught laughing and that made me happy. Even during the worst time of her life we can find something to make her laugh and give her a few seconds of joy.

I think the tires are probably missing because of the fire that started on the ship. Pretty crazy to see the massive scale of damage and destruction. I wonder how long those tie downs will hold out on the ones still connected to the deck.

My first thought when I saw the title image:

I’m not saying you’re wrong...

Can we talk about the Sport Line package that europe is getting that we aren’t?