Here's hoping that Britney has a sit-down with Cher before fantasizing about all those mother / daughter matching outfits and tea parties.

I'm glad Demi and, to a lesser extent, Joe Jonas are talking about the fucked-up things that went on during that period of Disney history, but I'd like it even more if they'd name names of the adults who enabled and made millions off their drug addiction, mental anguish/instability, and other various issues. Hold the…

He's already the Biggest Loser

does anyone else get the sense that britney is still just as depressed as she was circa '08? she's just hiding it really well or something? is it just me?

I would really like to have another baby, a girl. I think she would be like a mini-me. I think it's going to be crazy. I'm not going to feel as alone in the world anymore. I'm going to feel like I have a second person, like, that's me.

I caught some of the special last night as I was laying in bed, reluctantly flipping back and forth between this and Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. I got quite a different vibe from the bloated couple. While I do agree it is quite impressive and, I suppose, odd that Heidi and Spencer have been married for so long,…

Dr. Phil and Oprah are assholes and should mind their bizness.

What kind of professional writes like that? I don't care if it is Twitter. You graduated with a law degree and passed at least one bar exam. You are not a 17 year old trying to get out a blast between home room and second period. Are you fucking kidding me?

If my lawyer pulled that shit, he'd be immediately fired.

I'm generally only good for practical suggestions not emotional support.

Anyone want to hear my Paul Rudd stories? I have two (well, more than that, but 2 that are interesting).

#1: A friend (at the time, this was 10-12 years ago, I believe) was friends with him. She told me one time he went down on her for, I don't know, hours. And that's all that happened. He was really into it. I always…

Burt, get you some AT&T U-verse. We're in ATX and gave Time Warner the boot, they were getting ridiculously expensive.

Long time lurker, first time poster so I probably won't make it out of the greys. I just want to point out the parallels between this guy and Charles Manson.

Based on the masturbating while watching yourself in the mirror stuff, I suspect he gets most turned on by himself and he jerks off to videos of his sermons.

Or The Woodlands?

Or Lubbock ?

Lindy, you didn't even scratch the surface of how OBSESSED with sex he is. I have been sitting back and waiting for years for whatever his disgusting scandal is going to be—because you KNOW there will be one.

You need to look deeper Lindy. Some of the abuses perpetuated within the church are even more noteworthy than the outrageous quotes. The man has systematically made himself the untouchable king of a multimillion dollar empire, subject to no system of checks or balances since he went on a mega power trip in the past…

Everything this guy has problems with (masturbation, Avatar, gays, etc) makes me think he is a control freak. He likes to set limits on others and be a righteous authority of others' morality. I can't imagine how loved ones of his must feel, especially his wife. I can guarantee he does not "practice what he preaches,"…

That's some Alexis Carrington level shit right there. BRAVO. BRAH.VO.

Actually LOLing at the "succesful".