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I instantly disbelieved her too, because I am an addict/alcoholic, and although I never used that excuse for missing work, the stakes were never that high for me (having a show on OWN) and I'm sure that if they had been, I would have. If it were me, and I'd relapsed, and the stakes were that high, rather than admit I

Is she a Disney princess movie villain here? What the fuck is going on with this dress?

I had a professor demand that I print contact sheets of all of my photos related to my thesis (including the ones that were definitely not making the cut for the gallery show), plus half-page prints of all the ones I was considering for the final show . She gave me less than 48 hours to do it. I scanned all of the

She is as beige as that outfit.

I think it's a bit unreasonable to expect her to fully admit and recognize the crimes of her husband. She is a victim of his crimes, too - in a different way. If I found out my husband of 40 years had done something catastrophic, I would do everything in my power - out of desperation - to find ways it wasn't true.

There comes a point where it says more about that friend's place in life and/or life decisions. Accepting the toxic relationship is tacitly encouraging it, and invites that same toxicity into your life to a lesser degree.

If my friends were back together with the drug-addled, law-breaking ex? I'd take some distance,

That's true but I was referencing who was saying alright not who wrote the song. And the important thing is to credit Matthew McConaughey for his understated contribution.

And just 'cause....

That photo of Shailene is straight-up Winona from 1994. And I love it.

You should remind him that he's lucky to have you. It can be hard to trust someone without a Bacon number.

Between Matthew Lewis and Nicholas Hoult, my advice to Tweens everywhere is to grab the guy with the bowl haircut and the chipmunk cheeks! You'll thank me in five years!

Chaka Khan was completely justified.

As is Paula Patton. Telling everyone you "want [your] girl back" doesn't mean jack-shit. I want my 27 year old body back. Know what? It will never happen unless I work really, really hard for it, Robin Thicke, you ass.

He's like Jordan Catalano meets Daniel Tosh. But with the beautiful hair of a sea-witch-cursed mermaid and the fashion sense of a young, French Allman brother.

I've always kind of liked Chris Harrison, especially now that he so obviously dislikes Juan Pablo. But this entire article actually sways me in the opposite direction.

Is Scheana the one that sings? All these people have blended together in my mind as just one awful person with blonde hair and a spray tan.

Ha! I have a feeling I'll be doing this on my lunch break.

I mean, of course you shouldn't watch it. But yeah, you should.

Group immunity. Just because I'm vaccinated doesn't mean that I'm entirely immune. The more people who get (insert communicable disease here), the more likely it is that a) I will be exposed enough to eventually get it or b) the disease will mutate into a strain that I'm not vaccinated for.

fascinating (and, I'll be honest, refreshing) that the deeper red blotches are not in the South.

Kanye's antics are reminiscent of those commenters who would post "First!" on every article. He's so narcissistic.