Be Batman.

The real ultimate guide to dating really only needs one sentence: be yourself...the good the bad and the ugly...and if he doesnt dig it or if you are not feeling him, move on. That's it. That's all. No trying to be a specific something or pretending to be who you are not. No settling for an ass hat just to have a…

I watched the latest episode of Vampire Diaries last night, and I really think I am now completely done with this show (frankly, I should have stopped a few seasons ago, but I felt invested, you know?). How awful has it become? I mean it's always been a little cray, but now its not even entertaining anymore. I hate…

I, without regret, also know what Nina Dobrev is talking about because I am a 31 year old who watches the Vampire Diaries. And, pretty much the whole CW lineup. Again, without regret.

Seeing as interpreting Britbrit's lyrics is my area of expertise, I will clarify.

Oh yea—don't even get me STARTED on the shadiness of the Real Housewives/Househusbands of the OCs' business dealings...and there's always Shana Hughs aka Taylor Armstrong (RHoBH) as the cherry on the grifter-sundae.

Myfitnesspal is free. I lost 35lb over a few months on that. I've kept it off for a year, too.

Man, that Maxwell is adorable! And a Dolly Parton tee shirt? Doing it right, JSimp. (That portmanteau is probably 10,000 years old, and so am I.)

Right? Everybody in Hollywood needs to go to her doctor(s). Her face moves when she smiles, her eyes aren't too tight, her cheeks don't look like she's hoarding acorns, and her lips are lip-sized. She's doing everything right.

Just keep living.

We will know the answer once we see the craftsmanship of the Death Star. If he pulls out his rotting teeth and uses them in the design... Totally meth.

While I thought it was a little odd when my ten-year-old covered his walls with One Direction posters, I would be severely creeped if he suddenly switched them for William H. Macy posters.

Will never understand why people think surgery makes them look better. Brandi before:

I saw her at the start of her career (Lara Croft era) and then more recently and it would seem the tyranny of "Hollywood thin" robbed her powerful and imposing physicality and left a shell. She's undoubtedly beautiful but reminded me on my 80 year old grandmother in her delicateness.

I hope she had him sit on her lap to perform a ventriloquist act.

They've been trying to make this Emma Roberts chick happen since Lindsay Lohan was the hottest thing smoking and still no dice. She's not even Kate Hudson, let alone the heir apparent to Julia Roberts, so folks need to quit.

I love you Robin Roberts! Yesterday, today, and forevah

Bad Christians are a vocal minority. The people who actually practice the teachings of Christ are too busy living their lives without judgment and helping others to be noticed by national television. I'm an atheist, but I'm being dead serious, I know a -lot- of Christians, none of which have any issue with…

Thanks for posting the link to that Robin Roberts video, Lindy: it did my heart good. She's the real deal — so rare in her profession — and I'm genuinely glad she's happy, healthy(!!!) and in such a good place, relationship-wise.