Ungrey this man! 

Recycling is bullshit.

The 7'1" family should watch the movie Police Academy. The answer is a 1971 Honda Civic.

Fuck your carbon tax.

Or buy a double edge razor and get the best shave of your life and a near lifetime supply of blades for around 30 bucks.

Or buy a double edge razor and get the best shave of your life and a near lifetime supply of blades for around 30…

You misspelled Al Gore

You both need assistance tying your shoes and you’re going to tell us what happens next? HA!

Pack into those trains and buses and breathe deeply.

The only pollution around here is the garbage spewing from the Kinjaverse.

More like Gizmodo’s unrelenting horseshit.

Stop comparing yourself to real journalists.

Maybe you should smoke a joint and relax.

You ain't no New Yorker, sucka.

*blocks Kinja at the router*

They’re called action figures.

Um... No. I don't believe that I will.

Thanks for sharing this all over kinja. We all REALLY care about your fruity bullshit.

“Ok, turning on 4 lights”

He's just trying to keep up with you hacks.

Matt, please move to Iran and continue your career there. I'm sure you'll be well received.