Good ol’ Murrica, where the human body is a terrible thing - unless you are dismembering it. Then its all good.

If he’s looking for an offensive line, you can’t beat the red one across his kid’s bean bag.

I heard Mike Zimmer wanted to convert him to fullback, but he was completely against the switch.

Rob Gronkowski has apparently also weighed in on the controversy for some reason. And he seems to be siding with Barkley. So I guess each of us has to decide where we stand regarding Bro vs. Wade.

Goddamn it. I just spit coffee all over my keyboard. Fuck you, man...

They couldn’t reach agreeement on Hume’s first principles of the contents of the mind.

You, sir/ma’am/gender you identify with, are an asshole.

Fuck you. Let them vote for who they believe in.

Kate Dries is right: Jimmy Johns is butt and anyone who likes it should be ashamed of themselves. Even as a person that is okay with mayonnaise I can’t fathom how people can love Jimmy Johns. It’s bland-ass bread with half a pint of mayonnaise inside. Supposedly they put meat in there but good luck tasting it. Maybe…

Raina,
Never feel bad for shitting on those Color Rush abominations.

“Aces” with an fighter pilot/air force theme (two air force bases are in the vegas area) is such a missed opportunity.

Lol, the people who voted for Obama twice are the same people who swung the vote for Trump. You aren’t catering to the worst of the Republican birther crowd. You should be catering to the people who aren’t racist, but want to hear about jobs, the economy, and how they will benefit.

That depends on who you ask. Some states have small populations, but they get a couple of electoral votes. If the presidency were decided by popular vote alone, those states would be completely insignificant.

A lot of younger voters voted for him based on the pot issue. You combine them with Jill Stein’s votes and she would have won. States like PA and MI went for him by razor thin margins. I know....coulda, woulda, shoulda.

Fuck people who stayed home, wrote in Bernie, or left the President choice blank (My Father.) even more.

I never thought I’d live to see an American politician use the word “cunt” in a concession speech, but it’s coming.

He’s still a moderate if you compare him to some of the other bugfuck retards in Congress. Looking at you, Gohmert/Cruz/Yoho/Issa/Gowdy/etc.

Many people are saying those electoral number are rigged, folks. Many people. Sad!

Hey have you guys heard about Sammy Watkins? Supposedly he’s havin’ some big money problems. Yeah, for like the second week in a row now he can’t pay for the bills.

Obviously an extremely coachable, gritty, gym rat.