Take your star you beautiful nerd.

Alas, I am but Michael Johnson, not Michael Chang. Legendary spin off that racket.

Agreed. I wanted acreage (i’m a yokel), and what I got was neighbors with confederate flag corn hole boards.  I deserve my existence.   

I live in Ham Lake, and this is a terrifyingly accurate take. The volume of cul-du-sac cowboys in these here parts is mystifying. Congrats on your 12 trucks and zero retirement savings you corn cobs.

DND and deadspin.  My world’s have collided.  

The ranger should be a fighter sub-class, don’t @ me.

I was hoping for Zombie shame nun to beat her to death with that bell.  Missed opportunity IMO.

There was a shot in the opening credits of a dragon skull and a big ass ballista in the keep. Those dragons are soon-to-be worm food.

This guys gets it.  HE GETS IT.

As a Vikings fan, I am truly sad.  McCarthy was the only thing keeping Rodgers in check.  I fully expect the Packers to bumble-fuck their way into the next McVay and rattle off 5 Superbowls in a row. 

McCarthy isn’t fit to manage a Coldstone Creamery, let alone an NFL team. Rodgers has schlepped that big, dumb boat anchor from season to season for ten years past the expiration date.  Please continue.  #SKOL

Why all the tumescent nether parts for EV’s? These fuckers, by and large, still run on burning dirt. Fossils power the grid, the grid powers the car. WHY?! WHY?!

I immediately thought this.

Ricky Rubio over Westbrook? I feel like I just punched myself in gut.... through my dickhole for reading that garbage. Thanks, guy.

Sir, you are god damned national hero. I will be stealing this joke should a Wade Philips article come around. Huzzah!

Jesus H. Christ, are people still blaming third party candidates? Hillary lost because she was a turd candidate. Lots of people drop the Hard N without a second thought. Perhaps address that, the democratic party’s dysfunction, and pathetic voter turn out before blaming people voting their conscience. Until then,…

Oh you poor, poor dipshit. Hillary sucked, Donald sucked worse. The democratic apparatus is fucking joke, but rather than take some ownership of your dysfunctional party point the finger. Democrats will continue to lose until you collectively pull your heads out of your asses.

He is also seen at 0:42. Thin arms with moobies needing that kind of support. That’s a tough draw in life.

Nihilist Arby’s is a Top-20 twitter follow.