He's guilty of grievous bodily harm, on par with dismemberment. That's serious enough for justice to be served.

There's no need to do that though because until birth the fetus is part of a woman's body, and it's already illegal to kill part of someone's body.

If you want to really go down that rabbithole, some hotels close to AG stores offer a special vacation package where they provide you with a doll-sized hotel bed AND a doll-sized bathrobe.

No, it's a total lie.

That's not true, they have loaner dolls if the kid wants one, and the training specifically highlights a "don't make anyone cry" rule. There's plenty of actual awful stuff about AG, don't make things up.

No no no don't you see, if something is legal, you can't criticize it! Ever!

That's not what shade means at all but otherwise yes to all of this.

Oh my god I don't even know where to begin. You are the actual worst.

Okay so think this though. Come on. Almost everyone will need vocational training, which you have now divorced from university, because almost everyone will need jobs.

I think you were too busy calling me old to notice that I was responding to someone advocating 9-hour schooldays and evening cram schools. Not so much with the unstructured recreational time.

"Have fun" and "Get the fuck over yourself" are incompatible sentiments. Pick one.

That is gorgeous. How did you do your hair?

So, again. Anyone who wants vocational training won't be "dependent" on college. Meaning, they don't get to go? Meaning, the only people who do get to go are the people so rich they require no job training?

And then what. Would people do this in addition to your four years in the ivory tower? Or are you trying to scrub university rosters of anyone who will ever need to work for a living?

Detrimental to academic learning, maybe, but unstructured, minimally-supervised time has recently been a concern for how much it influences social skills and creative thinking. Are you so old that you don't take in new information anymore?

How do you have a kid, and talk so endlessly about college, without knowing that any student under the age of 24 has their parents' finances factored into their financial aid eligibility? Pedantry about the world "child" isn't going to save you from the grim specter of Expected Family Contribution.

People go to university with the main purpose and intent of receiving vocational training vice becoming more well rounded people of the world, which is the purpose of higher education.

It's trying to squirrel out of rote memorization. Memory drills are most people's least favorite parts of early math education and they can certainly be abused, but when you get down to it there's a certain point you can't progress past without memorizing some arithmetic.

This self-mythologizing you and your hagiographied ancestors compulsively indulge in is holding us back more than math ever could.

Thank God It's Never Racism.