Uh. It's tested. Like, go ahead and be mad about everything else, but don't make shit up.

He's old enough to be president. Usher 2016

He's not a hip hop artist just because he's black you racist ass.

Or that parent is dealing with things that are invisible to your selfish and self-righteous ass, like a special-needs child or a crisis that makes completing their errand more important than preserving your dainty eardrums.

"It's okay, my kid can't be in public right now because I teach him neither manners nor tact, but I'm trying to fix that!"

Hey genius, there's no way to "train them for the experience" without... exposing them to the experience.

Yeah a bus crash couldn't possibly create the need for any important phone calls. You called it.

I get that you don't have children. That's fine. You'd think it would be your cue not to make decrees about parenting, but you do you. But do you seriously not have errands? To the point that you don't understand that sometimes tasks can't just be dropped right in the middle?

She's right, some feminists were critical of the hackers but most responses, even on this very website, were variations on "If you take nude photos of yourself you're asking for it" and "Who cares, they're only celebrities."

That dress would be cool again now. Just ditch the claw-clip bangs.

You can always trust a Canadian to have her outerwear game locked down.

There were a ton of country star cameos in that movie! Basically all of the poker players on the riverboat. That is the only Mel Gibson movie I can still manage to love after his Incident.

Shit I just jumped out of my chair for how mad that made me. I am so sorry I can't climb right through time and throttle that guy right now.

I also think that people too easily make the leap between a joke being racist and the comedian being racist. But, that's another story.

Like, look at you, buddy. Look at this. Are you cool right now? Is this who teen you thought you'd grow up to be? Are you impressing people?

What's hilarious about you coddled white boys is you'll defend "jokes" to the death, UNTIL someone dares to make fun of you. If we start in on you you'll drown yourself in tears.

YEAH HOW ABOUT RUH-VERSE RACISM HUH.

Time travelers gotta be careful yo.

That's the worst thing I ever saw, god damn.

Yeah I'm in IBTC Local #87 and I really just want bras for aesthetic reasons, Victoria's Secret. I'm not looking to strap on fake tits. And tell your staff to stop trying to sell me chicken cutlets omg. I don't need a teenager telling me what men will think is sexy on me.