DO HO HO GREASIN UP THE FAT FOLDS, BUSTIN OUT SOME RAPE JOKES. ALL IN A DAY'S WHEEZY SWEATY WORK FOR THIS REDDITOR.

Don't fucking lie. You were talking about an adult woman having consensual sex with another adult. Don't you fucking try to lie to these nice people.

Is eating Wendys more or less of a "hang-able offense" (sic) than raping someone? Whoops I meant having oral sex. Well, potato/potahto amirite?

Oh look a sexist generalization, what a shocker coming from mr. having-oral-sex-is-exactly-as-shameful-as raping-someone.

How can anyone with half a brain or a "heat beat" not understand why equating raping someone to having had oral sex is appalling?

Surely your preferences don't include women who have oral sex though, since that's the same as rape according to you?

Hey creeptub, ladies will "bless" you a lot more often if you don't equate giving oral sex to raping someone.

You did though. It's up there? In the text? Other people can see your words, they aren't just in your head. Now klonk that thick head of yours against the wall for a little while until your brain fires up and think through why that was fucking shameful.

Would you be able to represent me in the event that my all-campus obstacle course results in a tie?

That's the cutest baseball story I ever heard.

Instacart is an Uber-style abusive employer. It illegally misclassifies its delivery drivers as contractors, provides no insurance, dicks around with its payment schemes and scheduling so drivers frequently earn LESS money when they have deliveries vs. downtime, and doesn't allow drivers to choose which delivery zones…

Oh I guess that makes sense. Welp.

I think you can edit your comment by hitting the triangle in the top right. You've apologized plenty of times imo

Yeah, as freshpicked helpfully explained it is an official fraternity I guess, but if the school doesn't recognize it how is it any different than a house full of roommates, as far as school policy is concerned? I mean obviously it's still a den of creeps and there are systemic problems enabling the transgressions…

We're gonna keep going until you think this one through, precious. Try again.

I'm confused - how does it have a national office if it's not an official fraternity?

To elaborate: Weight is a symptom of lifestyle, as you surely know already. Which is great, because that means you can target so many things besides the patient's appearance. What are the patient's biggest sources of stress, and how can they relieve them? What are some physical activities the patient actually enjoys?…

Okay, we'll try this again. Did you seriously just compare giving a consensual blowjob to raping someone?

You're pretty fucking dumb then. Maybe learn how science works instead of just learning one sciencey word and mashing it into comments with your playskool "just like daddy" hammer?

Think additive instead of subtractive. Talk about more vegetables, more exercise, not less body.