Sorry I can't get over how creepy "Adam Levine with Chris Pratt's personality" would be. His douche face muppeting around? I'd call an exorcist.

I am so annoyed by every single thing both of them are wearing.

Did you seriously compare giving a consensual blowjob to raping someone.

Well what happened then? I honestly don't know what to make of Mike Tyson's rape conviction, because he genuinely does seem to be a nice guy now, and I do believe that rehabilitated criminals should be welcomed back into society, but I keep tripping up on "he raped somebody." Did he actually completely not rape…

Hey snowflake, your irate demands will be taken a little more seriously if you don't cap them off with Reddit-speak. "SMH" SMD.

Yeah it came out great! Have you experienced any unique challenges, having adopted a hoverdog?

Your dog has a watch! And he looks like he's late for something. Get it together, dog.

That's a cool shot, were you lying down on the ground or was this some go-pro style wizardry?

Is the recovery better on a vasectomy?

This is the most helpful and interesting adopting-a-dog article I've ever read, seriously. Do you have any more LA-specific tips? I always worry about my dog dehydrating on hikes, for instance. Do you have a favorite park for more intense dog exercise sessions? Also is there anything I can do with my dog to keep the…

It's kind of a salmon swimming against the stream to their inevitable deaths thing.

It. Is. A Joke.

He's super short tho. Look at those proportions. And I bet the Pumpkin Latte Killers wouldn't like that pudge he's got goin' on waistwise.

Haha you fucking moron. So you're saying all this time, after all these rounds, you weren't just pretending not to know what the objectionable part of this story was? You weren't just ignoring it so you could argue more? Haha dude that's so sad. Can I go live in your world where the government apparently isn't…

I read that stuff too, shitbag. It's not what I'm referring to. I'm referring to the state response after the parents were found but before the state bowed to public pressure. You obviously know that, so how many more rounds are we going to go? Can't you find some other immigrant family's suffering to be smug about?…

And other people said it was legal as if it's universally legal, and since they did so in the midst of particularly imperious decrees about how everyone should live their lives, you'd think they'd bother to get their facts straight. Take your word-lawyering up with them.

I thought you were "done with me"?

Look at your second sentence and then look at your first sentence again.

And lol nice flounce. Mind you don't sashay yourself off your fixie, precious.

I'm referring to things people said in this thread, that you're obsessively defending. Backpedal all you want, you're the one posting like eighty million times with the same lying bullshit.