What the fuck are you even talking about. Besides your tiny cee-lo dick, subtextually.

"I mean how" you're skipping over the entire middle part of that story, genius. Just because there's a happy-ish ending doesn't mean the rest of it was okay. But please, by all means, reply to me again with the exact same shit. Let's do this until the heat death of the universe, anything to get you out of reading news…

You're totally right, and people also tend to suggest foods that are not filling or good sources of energy, like raw vegetables. Yes a salad is lovely and healthy, but it won't fuel a 12+ hour workday. The people who like to look down on heavier people think there's something immoral about wanting to feel full, but…

Well gosh look at you, look at how much better you are than this domestic violence victim. Aren't you just so impressive.

"Cyclists don't have any problem..." fucking lol. This thread is full of asshole cyclists being hatefully rude to drivers for the fact that they drive places. Fuck you.

Haha you idiot, I'm not objecting to them looking for the kid, the problem is how they handled it after they found him. But you're either an idiot who didn't bother to actually read the news about it, or an idiot who can't see why that behavior would be a problem. Idiot.

Uh... chiro is also massive quackery, so you shouldn't really be so surprised

That's an incredibly disingenuous summary of a case that exemplified the UK's racist and authoritarian attitudes.

That's not how like... literally anything works. The world is not zero-sum.

How are you so fucking smug when you keep saying completely wrong things? It IS illegal to ride a bike on the sidewalk when you're over the age of 12, for one. And no response to the ableism issue? None? Because it's fucking insufferable.

If the vast majority of people fail at a task you have a systemic problem, not an individual one. This isn't about "responsibility," it's simply that cars and bikes aren't compatible in our current roadway design.

I never said it was ungrammatical, the point is it's infantilizing and since you did it right in the middle of whining about how MEN HAVE PROBLEMS TOO YOU GUYS SO EVERYONE STOP TALKING ABOUT WOMEN AND TALK ABOUT ME, A MAN, BECAUSE MY CALVES GET HOT SOMETIMES OKAY it doesn't look too great. Please bold more things…

You win this time, Dark-Shadows. But one day, maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, you'll forget and I'll be waiting for you. With the Pun Bludgeon...

No but trotting out that "gimme a cookie" line every single time women's grooming expectations are mentioned sure does.

Please turn yourself in so the Pun Warden can have you killed.

Go scold a comedian about it =)

Yeah webcam exploits are SO RARE. What's fun is I can tell from your username that you dissolve into shrieking tantrums whenever anybody uses the word "feminist" so feminist feminist feminist fuck you and die feminist stop crying you'll muss your onesie feminist feminist

Unless you're not white, then you'd get shot :)

Thank you, pedantic asshole. The rest of us were just sitting here blinking uncomprehendingly at this "hu-mor"

Shuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut up. Also learn to fucking read, since one of the examples in this article was a guy taking photos of women without their consent.