I'm guessing it will be announced before October 4th :D

I've been waiting literally years to buy an iPhone. When it finally came to Verizon this year, I decided to just wait till June and get the 5... still waiting, obviously. However, if this is actually what the 5 looks like (and everyone sells the 4 cheaper) I'm just going to buy the 4.

Whooooo! I've been waiting for this one for a while now! My 360 got stolen a couple months ago. Never got a chance to play it before then.

I log all my workouts on BeyondtheWhiteboard.com It's a really useful tool for tracking progress.

Beyond wins teh sexy award.

?? Where are you getting that info from?

Here's how I'm treating this article:

I'm not seeing the teardrop profile everyone is talking about. And it doesn't look any wider (to me) than the 4.

Lol. Yup! I don't actually read the newspaper though, so I guess he could read us particularly long giz articles.

I want the guy speaking to read the newspaper to me every morning.

At least mount the legs without the metal plates sticking out from underneath...

Probably my favorite featured desktop yet. Gorgeous photo!

My callouses get ripped open at least once a week. I used to pour Hydrogen Peroxide in them, but I've since stopped. It is unbearably painful.

This is the first case I've ever seen that I might actually buy.

I'm just waiting for the scene where a pissed off Nick Fury sits them all down and says, "You're acting like a bunch of schoolboys!" You know there has to be a line like this somewhere.

Yes. We all know that scene had to happen, but I still haven't seen the movie and NOW MY EYES CANNOT FORGET. thanks.

I made this image a while back for situations like these. I could continue this discussion and break down every one of your arguments (which in essence are just name-calling), but I'd like to move on with my life. I've tried to lightly shrug you off twice now, but you keep hammering back hitting harder each time. …

Geez you're absolutely right Mike Pants! I can't believe it's taken me all this time to realize I'm a complete asshat who knows absolutely nothing! Who knew a run of the mill Kotaku commenter could know so much?!

Alright, Mike Pants. I take back everything I said. It was wrong of me to assume a third attempt at a mysterious position at Valve by Erin Davok was a lost cause. I now realize that I need to throw out the years of knowledge of the game industry I've gathered to refocus my efforts in defending her honor by your…

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