Every time I see you post about a Jeep, I think to myself, “Oh Lord, what kind of Trouble has the Tracy boy gotten himself into today?”

I bet it can. But only once, and both would be ruined.

No, a Jeep XJ will not fit in an ‘84 Toyota Pickup.

at the Kum and Go

Vigilante teen is a good teen.

Fine, I’ll say what everyone’s thinking: Is there a Mister Koritala?

He’s the six million dollar bro. We made him bigger, stronger, faster, but we couldn’t get him to stop laughing at the number 69.

At least they waited till she got home to take her car. I’m a glass half full kind of guy.

Have you hit anyone recently?

Stealing this from YouTube to get stars here.

Can I have the option to purchase the right to block substitutions for the other team? Have they thought of that yet, because that would be like double money!!!

I wish I had this feature for subtlety telling my wife that she doesn’t fit into that dress anymore.

No more half measures with fantasy football. It needs to be put down like Todd from Breaking Bad. Nobody gives a shit about your fantasy football team except you and universally the guy at work who is always talking fantasy sports is the guy you also most want to punch in the face. I would suffer a thousand pointless…

Which shift was Tiffany working?

Pretty sure you’re not allowed to kick people in the NFL. Not men, anyway.

You’re completely off-base, yes.

Thanks, David. We’ll take it from here.

Definitely a work truck.

I’ve found the source, and you won’t believe it!!! #clickbait