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Haha! Committing a crime because you disagree with someone’s politics! Haha!

This is an article a cop would post...

Ophthalmologist: Something wrong?

I know Jesus too. He drives an older Nissan pick-up truck, filled with lawnmowers, hedge clippers, and weedwhackers. Jesus mows and manicures my mum’s lawn once a month. Muchas gracias, Jesus.

I have a strange hatred of CR-V’s, RAV4's, etc. It’s irrational, and it doesn’t make sense, but it’s there.

I did it to offend you specifically.

Nope! They have such low tow ratings because Americans love to sue people. Everywhere else on the planet, Sub-compacts can tow a caravan, but not in the USA. Unibody vehicles do fine towing stuff, within reason, of course.

It’s more like a stripper being passed around at a bachelor party. By the time Torchinsky gets to it, it’ll be missing paint in some areas, a lug nut fell off, oil will be seeping out of the transmission, and Patrick’s briefs will be lodged in the glove box.

Wrong way. The horse keeps hitting humans.

What are they gonna do with the other 11.5 mil?

In some parallel universe, breast cancer survivors wear Cleveland Browns ribbons.

I think you just hand out invites that say,

You’re pretty serious about GM products.

I’m all for gun control, but in this time of national crisis, I make an exception.

All I see is this

Ray Lee Wayne must be an unstoppable monster.