Wow, that guy is so edgy.

Seems like the defender won here. After all that, the guy is dribbling in the same place that he started.

Neither.

Always wait until last minute to brake when icy. The ABS and All-Season tire combo works better when you need to stop very quickly.

Never saw the episode where “Stiffed a Cabbie of $475 at Fat Charlie’s” was on Earl’s list.

hillary clinton blew a 3-1 lead

You have water?

Andrew, what are the benefits like at Ford? Dental? Matching 401?

why can’t you people acknowledge the truth? I’m not from the US, by the way— but it seems that whatever bad thing happens to you, it *can’t* be real, it *must* be an inside job, *aliens*

Yes, photoshopped.... because it was really this ^^^^^^^

Can confirm: feels fucking excellent.

Hey Ohio State, next time you wanna go to the playoff, how about you start with winning your DIVISION first, let alone the Conference Championship, which you weren’t even good enough to qualify for.

Legit point but head to head and conf champ would seem to out weight that to me.

It’d be nice to see an actual football discussion on here about Penn State and not some stupid, internet neckbearded, mama’s basement dwelling idiots. Look we get it, Sandusky was bad. JoePa was bad, Larry Moe and Curley were bad. And they are all gone and there is nothing anyone can do about it. I hate it and them…

I can’t stand PSU or OSU but PSU has a legit complaint about being outside looking in.

This focus on 0-60 time is stupid. Cars aren’t one-dimensional - there’s so much more to the driving experience. For Porsches in particular, the steering, handling and braking are sublime, even compared to a GTI. And the luxe interior blows away cheaper cars.

“My son turned 10 just the other day

“... and when I hung up the phone it occurred to me, my boy was just like me yeah, my boy was just like me...

Is that why nobody takes Jalopnik seriously?