I can’t believe they didn’t hug the Viking fans, and sing kumbaya around a camp fire.

“It’s a cream that I have, that I use to soften [my skin], but has bleached me some. I’m not a racist, I live my life happily”

We don’t often think of Darrell Hammond, who played our current president on the latter show

Wimbledon gets it because of prestige, but Australia easily covers in terms of on-court play - best matches of the year always feature prominently - setting, atmosphere. It gets knocked because of timezone, which is a dumb reason to rank against it.

*coughs* The US Open is easily the worst of the four slams.

When you’re the American in the party.

Garbine was absoultley unstoppable in the 2nd. Less to do with Venus ‘collapsing’ than Muguruza hitting incredible shot after shot. Pretty much from the moment she was down two set points in the 1st.

Ready for all the special kind of asshole takes, that are sure to fill this page up. *Click.

This really has nothing to do with them paying Livingston or Iggy.

When you go with the ‘girl I wasn’t interested in asked for my number’, it’s a pretty sure fire bet that no girl was interested in you bruv.

This seems...unwise?

“Sam Hinkie was the worst GM”

Is this where I’m supposed to be aghast at Jackson because he didn’t want to play for the Celtics.

Which is fine! This team’s not built to win. GM George McPhee isn’t an idiot. He could have maybe assembled a borderline playoff team if he had taken the best available players, but expensive mediocrity is not a sustainable strategy.

This is old. Celtics could still trade for Butler and Okafor could be involved but its seperate from the Fultz deal.

Y’know I have a hard time feeling sad/angry or whatever for winning fuck all games when the Sixers now have a core of Embiid/Simmons/Fultz. Which funnily enough is what Sixers fans have been saying all along.

Y’all really cared more about one team being supremely shittier than everyone else than one team being supremely better than everyone else huh.

The Lakers aren’t going to be tanking?

Those that are blaming CBS for airing this, are in turn saying they would rather this have come out solely on the internet, in a much less controlled and highly volatile environment.