Because this crime is some straight-up Boomer bullshit. Endangering the lives of strangers because you don’t like the way an affordable method of transit looks on the sidewalks in your neighborhood? Peak Boomer dickhead selfishness. You would literally never see a Millennial do something like this. We’d just find…

Now that is hitting the nail on the head!

Wait, you’re wondering if a news outlet would use the word “millennial” in a story about a young person? Are you familiar with news outlets?

I don’t think it is cool, I just think that the following generations have realized, on the whole, that boomers are a fucking plague akin to locusts, who have demonstrated time and again that it is all about them getting theirs and fuck everyone else.

“Florida Boomer” really frames the story by conveying the proper mix of “get off my lawn!” and “divorced guy energy” to motivate someone to endanger the lives of innocents because of a trivial annoyance. 

the easiest way to make a boomer angry is to accurately describe their behavior

The Boomers hated on their parents. Called them squares and said they didn’t get it. So now, it’s what goes around, comes around. Circle of life and whatnot.

“not all boomers”

Sounds like a GM smallblock with an automatic...

Two big things:

These are the same wealthy NYC Liberals attending the Climate Strike.

If you can get the vast majority of places without a car, why have one. For a rare out of town trip, or even a costco run, you can just rent one (either a traditional rental or a zipcar-type thing) and it will still be vastly cheaper than paying to own, maintain, and park a car while not wasting space in cities for…

I hate the 405 and avoid it like the plague... that goes for the 5 and the 10 aaaaand sometimes the 57 and oh God the 110 and 101 too

This is an excellent point and I totally agree. I figured this was a pretty jacked up price for one, but had no idea it was that jacked up over the base price. 

Do people ever pay sticker on a Dodge that isn’t whatever the newest Hellcat variant is?

Yeah, R/T is the sweet spot on these. That green is the business though. 

I looked at these (and the regular R/T) recently as I was shopping for an SUV on the sportier side that can tow my track car around on occasion. Lightly used ones of course as there is no way in hell I’ll every pay full sticker price for a new vehicle again with a massive payment for 6 years or longer. They were…

Because weight savings on the performance trim lol.

It’s a beast and that green is handsome as hell. But I wouldn’t feel comfortable dropping nearly $80k on a Durango. It’s probably cheaper to just get an R/T and mod the standard Hemi.