“There’s this great *device*… it’s a *device*, people tell me that can make any car into a beautiful clean-running car… You plug it in the cigarette lighter and bing-bong-bing there you go. California hates you. California made cars not have the cigarette lighter. Oooh! It’s cancer… No cancer in your car… Folks,…

I can totally see Trump falling for a scam like this.

You... You’re just wrong about the pollution levels. Even a quick search will show how much better the air in southern California has gotten since they increased their standards.

L.A. especially has this weird effect to to the nature of it being a valley. Where pollution just goes into the sky and stays. So everywhere…

What larger picture? Abuse of power?

Trump knows plenty of things:

The sad thing is that he thinks he knows far more too.  It’s a really bad combination to have in a leader.

No, no, no. You have to vote!

Deadspin Headline:

Came for this, not disappointed, although my version is a little shorter:

Came here to say that.  Don’t hate on the Metro.

As a power train engineer, I made it through half of his speech before I could feel brain cells disappearing. FFS I’m going to my cabin in the woods, I’ll be back around Janurary 2021. 

FIFY

Calling Mike Pence’s Yuxon XL a trash truck is valid only while he’s in it.

“Sometimes crassness is needed.”

Came here to say that Mike Pence not only sucks, but its an entire bag of dicks in which he consumes on a regular basis. Sometimes crassness is needed.

Eh. It’s almost certainly the case of a tin frigging ear, but I guess at least he showed up in American cars.
It always amazes me to walk by the WH and see how many foreign-built cars the Republicans drive. For people who hate unions and socialists, they sure like to drive cars built by union and socialist labor.

I think that goes without saying.

Mike Pence sucks.

A horse drawn carriage? But what if there were mares pulling it?

I have ridden in one (1) race car outfitted with five-pointers, so I’m no expert. But my impression was that without a helmet and a HANS is snap-your-neck lethal (I learned it by watching Mr. Regular!). So this seems to be a faulty take based on incomplete information.