These are Melania’s parents.

Does Barron’s t-shirt indicate he has been offered a position as advisor?

I’ve never personally tried to cover up my eyebrows, but I know Kevyn Aucoin (may he rest in peace) covering this topic in his book Making Faces. He included some sort of sealing step besides just piling on the concealer. Maybe that’s what you’re missing? Here’s an image from the book that I found using a google image…

I wish middle school me had known about these. Those awful years of panicking when I had to carry my purse with to the bathroom (red flag! everyone knew what that purse meant!). Cups are the best.

If I get a phone call from someone whispering “seven days” I will kill you.

Yeah, no. Especially if politics is a big part of your life. I know I wouldn’t be able to separate the guy who’s seemingly nice to everyone from a dude who aligns with alt-right (neo nazi in reality, right? Let’s call it what it is) crap.

I got a diva cup!!! Not an actual “Diva Cup”, but a menstrual cup with a closed hoop at the end instead of a straight point and I am so happy. Seriously, this thing is amazaballs. As long as you make sure the cup “pops” open after insertion, you can go so long without leaks. Thank you Jezzies because the only reason I…

Burn it. Burn it with fire.

There is a whiff of desperation around her lately. Not sure what is going on but she has seemed to have jumped the shark.

Should we be concerned? I’m a little concerned.

I do understand that his comment put CNN in a tough spot. They’ve (unfairly) had enough trouble fending off claims of being biased against the alt-right (which, I wouldn’t see anything wrong with that if it were true) and they’re desperate to prove that “we’re so unbiased, you guys. Seriously.” Shitty as it is,…

When they go low we should start shitting on their heads

I’m seeing a lot of criticism for Kim Weaver in the comments here (especially in the greys). This story is not about her qualifications as a candidate, especially since she is no longer a candidate. This story is about the abuse she suffered while a candidate, which should not be tolerated regardless of the candidate’s…

I think he deliberately misunderstood the question so that he could say no. Because, of course he asked for loyalty. He thinks he’s the godfather.

Stassa, you really have to look at the exchange surrounding Trump’s claim that he would speak under oath (emphasis mine):

Yeah, I thought that was odd too. Especially since she said she travels for work too.

Traveling for work is not a red flag. Christ, does she not know what that means. A red flag is generally considered a warning sign for something that comes after that is worse or something that is indicative of worse behavior or personality traits. Traveling for work in and of itself is not that.

What’s that story about how God caused a man’s wife to be hit by a car so that the man would stay home to take care of her and repair his marriage and learn the value of family or love or some shit?

I would be devastated if I learned that one of the hundreds of guys who I assume died in a car crash after one date with me was actually just not answering his phone because he didn’t want to talk to me.

ABC’s like...can we count downloads as views? Whatever keeps Steve Harvey on the air, I guess